Do you shag to your own records?
What's your favourite chat up line?
What was your first sexual experience like?
Most intense erotic experience?
"Never had one"
How do you rate yourself sexually?
What's the sexiest film you've seen?
"Rosemary's Baby and Johnny Suede"
What turns you off?
"Hair and curves"
'Most regretable sexual experience?
Do you use a condom?
"I gain no pleasure from sex anyway so condoms don't bother me"
Where do you draw the line?
"Wherever they say so"
Do you use pornography?
"I do. Not with anyone else"
Have you ever had career sex?
Who'd you pack your partner in for?
"Have never had a partner"
Who did you fancy when younger?
"Clare Grogan, the front covers of Italian Vogue, Bobby on the drums in Nottingham, J&MC"