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Good job you farted in the lift and not when you met james a few minutes earlier.Never heard one that loud before
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I'd like to say sorry to anyone that saw me doing a wee in my empty Carlsberg tin. Or for screaming at James "I fucking love you ya Welsh cunt". Probably be a good idea if I don't consume any alcohol at my next gig.
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Stay classy
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Doesn't that have the potential for a horrendous penile injury?
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Yes your probably right. Banjo strings and ring pulls are a potential lethal combination. Fortunately for me I'm a master in the art of dribbling in a beer can
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Oh well, it would give the staff in A&E a good laugh. A good story for post-shift pub!
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Isn't that how they make Carlsberg?
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Haha, man, I can't believe I missed this... Not that specifically, obviously. Ruddy hospital. So gutted I missed this tour, I really hope it wasn't their "one last shot".
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