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Old 26-10-2010, 18:58
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Old 26-10-2010, 19:05
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Old 26-10-2010, 19:09
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Old 26-10-2010, 19:12
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Old 26-10-2010, 19:27
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Old 26-10-2010, 20:44
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If you manage to make it any worse then I'll buy you a present. (Incidentally I'll be the judge of if it's any worse...)
Just got back home, apologizes for errors! Right here it goes (Sing this to the melody of Patrick Batemen, I know, it's a struggle)

I've got the flu and a headache
legs and arms rolled into one duvet
Temp over 37, with a runny nose
obviously dying like a whithering rose (I had to add something pretentious here!)

I can see nothing and I cannot eat
I'd walk in the park but I am diseased
No sweeties because I'm too congested
I should say in bed and be restedddd

I feel so sick whilst eating chicken soup (aaaah)
I look like crap and feel like poo-waoo-p
My spinal chord is held together with vertebrae
My joints are sore and it just might brea-a-ak

I cover my rash with all this cream and stuff
I have a box of kleenex cause I am so bunged up
I lack the energy to go out and play
just say in bed and watch TV all day

Vitamins, Calpol, Tylenol, Omega 5
I take all of these to stay alive
Didn't even know I had a virus
I feel so sorry with my lemsip plus

I feel my legs are made out of jelly
I cannot walk but the doctors keep telling me
I don't want to listen I just want to die
forget my alements and shut my eyes

Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
Therefore I must be ill
I must, I must be ill

*INSANE GUITAR SOLO*

I touched your lips and caught your cold
Intimate relations all I desired, whore.
got a migraine, impluse cutting through nerves
I'm an Emetophobe, but have to purge.

Doctors hate me but they need my fear
The truth behind hypochondria
meds are so cheap, coughs and colds
mines the comfort of paracetemol

GP's say pox is easily treated
Isolation rooms, Physician meetings
I bet they've never had to feel this slaughtered
dissolvable capsules cure this neasea


Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
Therefore I must be ill
I must, I must be ill

Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
A glass tube up my ass
A glass tube up my ass
(Oh dear, that doesn't deserve a present!)

*RAPIST GUITAR SOLO*

Thomas BEECHAM
Thomas BEECHAM
Thomas BEECHAM
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From "WANKERS WANKERS WANKERS" to baby talk in seconds? That's the most bi-polar thing I've ever seen on here.
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I read that as "can change it" and had an image of you doing pelvic floor exercises like a mentalist, screaming "I will be a virgin again" whilst clutching a Care Bear and a picture of Richey...
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I, for one, am slightly turned on by your obsession with penis size as you are indeed the hottest chick on here.

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Old 26-10-2010, 21:22
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Old 26-10-2010, 22:05
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Old 26-10-2010, 22:52
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Old 26-10-2010, 23:30
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top marks and eternal respect to Ennanire!
*Takes a bow and throws roses*

Thank you, thank you.
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I read that as "can change it" and had an image of you doing pelvic floor exercises like a mentalist, screaming "I will be a virgin again" whilst clutching a Care Bear and a picture of Richey...
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I, for one, am slightly turned on by your obsession with penis size as you are indeed the hottest chick on here.
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Old 26-10-2010, 23:33
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Don't we throw the roses at you or have Health and Safety stopped that now?
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Old 26-10-2010, 23:38
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She'd wipe her nose to rid of her cold
She thought cleant nostrils would please her nasal
To keep sickness away and colds astray
Kind people should never be treated like...

Runny nose and aching lungs
The bath she took is warming her up
No space for two, such a sweet delight
Screams "Achoo" tonight

Nose ache bathed her in a bath so hot
"Snot brought you here, nothing else will"
Don't hurt her anymore, stop now
But lemsip and calpol took care of...

Runny nose and aching lungs
The bath she took is warming her up
No space for two, such a sweet delight
Screams "Achoo" tonight
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Old 26-10-2010, 23:39
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Old 26-10-2010, 23:43
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She'd wipe her nose to rid of her cold
She thought cleant nostrils would please her nasal
To keep sickness away and colds astray
Kind people should never be treated like...

Runny nose and aching lungs
The bath she took is warming her up
No space for two, such a sweet delight
Screams "Achoo" tonight

Nose ache bathed her in a bath so hot
"Snot brought you here, nothing else will"
Don't hurt her anymore, stop now
But lemsip and calpol took care of...

Runny nose and aching lungs
The bath she took is warming her up
No space for two, such a sweet delight
Screams "Achoo" tonight
Brilliant! *does a comic thigh slap* "snot brought you here, nothing else will" ;') pahaha
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I read that as "can change it" and had an image of you doing pelvic floor exercises like a mentalist, screaming "I will be a virgin again" whilst clutching a Care Bear and a picture of Richey...
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I, for one, am slightly turned on by your obsession with penis size as you are indeed the hottest chick on here.
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