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Old 28-09-2010, 15:24
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I don't quite understand this. If I rolled onto my back and did a poo, the poo would be on the floor and would have completely missed the rest of my body. Surely to make the poo slide down the side of your body, you would need to be doing a handstand while doing the poo? Even then, you're probably going to want to be leaning against a wall at an angle, to encourage the poo to go to your side, rather than just straight down your back.

Or do you mean you would be on your back but with your legs in the air with the knees pushed up towards your head? I suppose that might work.
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Old 28-09-2010, 15:30
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I don't quite understand this. If I rolled onto my back and did a poo, the poo would be on the floor and would have completely missed the rest of my body. Surely to make the poo slide down the side of your body, you would need to be doing a handstand while doing the poo? Even then, you're probably going to want to be leaning against a wall at an angle, to encourage the poo to go to your side, rather than just straight down your back.

Or do you mean you would be on your back but with your legs in the air with the knees pushed up towards your head? I suppose that might work.
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Old 28-09-2010, 15:44
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Old 28-09-2010, 15:49
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I don't quite understand this. If I rolled onto my back and did a poo, the poo would be on the floor and would have completely missed the rest of my body. Surely to make the poo slide down the side of your body, you would need to be doing a handstand while doing the poo? Even then, you're probably going to want to be leaning against a wall at an angle, to encourage the poo to go to your side, rather than just straight down your back.

Or do you mean you would be on your back but with your legs in the air with the knees pushed up towards your head? I suppose that might work.
I just assumed the crap would be coming out of his mouth, as usual...
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Old 28-09-2010, 15:53
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I just assumed the crap would be coming out of his mouth, as usual...
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Old 28-09-2010, 16:33
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I just assumed the crap would be coming out of his mouth, as usual...
That would work, but then I would have thought being on his back would make it more difficult for the poo to slide. Standing up would be a better way of doing it.
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Old 28-09-2010, 17:12
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I wasn't joking.

I don't have any chocolate mousse.
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Old 28-09-2010, 17:24
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In a funny way the discs not having crowns to sit on in the deluxe edition is another 'reason' to get the Mementos box and standard CD. If you want to keep those special edition CDs in better nick, buy the standard and use that for the main album, and use the tape with the demos from the box. Sorted.
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I don't have any chocolate mousse.
Way to depress the thread man.
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Old 28-09-2010, 17:32
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I wasn't joking.

I don't have any chocolate mousse.
What about chocolate logs?
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Old 28-09-2010, 18:21
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In a funny way the discs not having crowns to sit on in the deluxe edition is another 'reason' to get the Mementos box and standard CD.
I think people might need more of a reason than a nice cushion for their CD to sit on to spend that amount of money on the memento box
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Old 28-09-2010, 18:38
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I bought the normal copy this time, having learnt my lesson once finding Bag Lady missing off the JFPL special edition, so fortunately I don't have to join in with this strange poo-related discussion.

I thought my own method of protest, punching myself really hard in the legs (still got the bruises from Coventry 1 Preston 2 on Saturday), was a bit peculiar, but having read this thread I now feel quite normal.
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Old 28-09-2010, 18:42
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On topic, I think ripping the CD using a program with error correction could be the solution, though personally I'd send/take it back. As the CD itself requests on track 5.
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Way to depress the thread man.
I know, but on a lighter note I do have some Rowntree's Randoms, not that that has anything to do with either the topic or the off-topic topic.

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What about chocolate logs?
I see what you've done there, if you'll excuse the misguided choice of phrase.
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Old 28-09-2010, 18:43
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so fortunately I don't have to join in with this strange poo-related discussion.
...was not a sentence I thought I'd be quoting when I woke up this morning.
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Old 28-09-2010, 18:44
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