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To Richey
When the humming of nothing becomes louder than life
And the vultures are circling I listen to your misery and I'm instantly saved I hope you found the escape you craved I'm glad I found your Holy Bible |
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There once was a welshman named Richey
His arms were incredibly itchy So he took out his knife And carved for his life Which made Steve Lamaq go all twitchy
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There once was a man called Richey Edwards
Who's lyrics were better than Jedward's He got bit by a midge Fell off a bridge These days his band are dead wood. (bit harsh?)
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Mine's a haiku called 'Sadface'.
One last memory Vauxhall Cavalier at Aust No glamour there |
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Rich, I blame you for Send Away The Tigers
And Postcards From A Young Man You were so selfish to desert us And leave the band in Nicky's hands |
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Rubbish at guitar
In band to drive the car Collage isn't art Hair metal spare part Eventually disappeared Yet to grow a beard
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There once was a lyricist called Richey
Who's lyrics were considered to be quite deep He went missing, not deceased Before "Casino" was released So the best film he ever saw remains "E.T". |
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This one's called 'Shit Rechy Poems 'R' Us'
Richey, you brought us a bible And one the die-hards cherish If only you had stayed Rather than visit 'the fish' Last edited by Nature's Discontent; 05-04-2012 at 13:42. |
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There was a young man from Blackwood,
Who drank booze as much as he could. In Norwich one evening, He got rather steaming, And slashed 'til Lamacq saw his blood. |
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i do wonder what Richey would do now,
would he have a troubled or happy brow? would he embrace twitter, more popular than Stephen Fry or would he look at phones held up at gigs and simply cry? would he abandon the label and give the music for free, or would he appease the bands' monetary plea? would he happily have played on Autumnsong, or torn up the lyrics and burned them in a bong? would have have cared for the events of 9/11, what would he say to the bombers of July 7? surely Jackie Collins he would insist as a single, with the top of the chart the band would surely mingle all i know is gone is the steam from this crap rhyme, and so it leaves, just like you in your prime.
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Richey had eyes like a panda
His songs were boarderline slander Sick of being alive He went for a drive And off the bridge he did meander.
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Quote:
(Mean that in a 'Miss you Richey, we always will, but the band are making ace music still!' sort of way!)
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More words saved your band from ruin
To dissapear made the Brits a shoe-in Journals and postcards no comparison You must wonder why they carry on? Hitting brick walls with no ideas A mention of you pricks up their ears Would you be laughing out loud If you had heard 'Rock 'n' Roll Genius'? A plan for 70 songs to change their ways Come back richey so the band can be saved
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