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The Love For Richards Nausea Tennessee (I Got Ill) |
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Gimme a Bag Lady
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This Cold My Nose Severed
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Archives of Stomach Pain
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Bad Boys and Painkillers.
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I've got the flu and a headache legs and arms rolled into one duvet Temp over 37, with a runny nose obviously dying like a whithering rose (I had to add something pretentious here!) I can see nothing and I cannot eat I'd walk in the park but I am diseased No sweeties because I'm too congested I should say in bed and be restedddd I feel so sick whilst eating chicken soup (aaaah) I look like crap and feel like poo-waoo-p My spinal chord is held together with vertebrae My joints are sore and it just might brea-a-ak I cover my rash with all this cream and stuff I have a box of kleenex cause I am so bunged up I lack the energy to go out and play just say in bed and watch TV all day Vitamins, Calpol, Tylenol, Omega 5 I take all of these to stay alive Didn't even know I had a virus I feel so sorry with my lemsip plus I feel my legs are made out of jelly I cannot walk but the doctors keep telling me I don't want to listen I just want to die forget my alements and shut my eyes Thomas BEECHAM We are maxium sore throat relief! Thomas BEECHAM Therefore I must be ill I must, I must be ill *INSANE GUITAR SOLO* I touched your lips and caught your cold Intimate relations all I desired, whore. got a migraine, impluse cutting through nerves I'm an Emetophobe, but have to purge. Doctors hate me but they need my fear The truth behind hypochondria meds are so cheap, coughs and colds mines the comfort of paracetemol GP's say pox is easily treated Isolation rooms, Physician meetings I bet they've never had to feel this slaughtered dissolvable capsules cure this neasea Thomas BEECHAM We are maxium sore throat relief! Thomas BEECHAM Therefore I must be ill I must, I must be ill Thomas BEECHAM We are maxium sore throat relief! Thomas BEECHAM A glass tube up my ass A glass tube up my ass (Oh dear, that doesn't deserve a present!) *RAPIST GUITAR SOLO* Thomas BEECHAM Thomas BEECHAM Thomas BEECHAM Thomas BEECHAM
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Hahaha, these are all so funny!
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top marks and eternal respect to Ennanire!
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*Takes a bow and throws roses*
Thank you, thank you.
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Don't we throw the roses at you or have Health and Safety stopped that now?
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She'd wipe her nose to rid of her cold
She thought cleant nostrils would please her nasal To keep sickness away and colds astray Kind people should never be treated like... Runny nose and aching lungs The bath she took is warming her up No space for two, such a sweet delight Screams "Achoo" tonight Nose ache bathed her in a bath so hot "Snot brought you here, nothing else will" Don't hurt her anymore, stop now But lemsip and calpol took care of... Runny nose and aching lungs The bath she took is warming her up No space for two, such a sweet delight Screams "Achoo" tonight |
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You can only have Roses in the hospital
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