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Old 23-05-2016, 09:19
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Flipping heck, Porco.
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Old 23-05-2016, 15:01
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Some further possibilities;

Sean is actually knitted, and currently has a loose thread.
or
He carries a tiny drumstick so that he can surreptitiously continue drumming when James performs his 'solo' acoustic numbers.
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His pet mouse lives in his mouth and sometimes his tail gets stuck (the mouse's tail, not Sean's - that would be silly!).
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Sean was replaced by an alien cyborg who must occasionally deploy his antenna in order to communicate with the mothership.
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It's a picktooth, which is like a toothpick, only instead of using it to pick your teeth, your teeth pick at the picktooth, until it is completely clean.
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It was a piece of fish - he took care eating it as he had been warned it may contain bones. It contained one solitary bone.
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It is a luxury apartment built especially for Marvel's Ant-Man.
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It is the world's largest single atom.
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It is a tiny paintbrush, so that during slower songs Sean can keep busy by capturing the scene on canvas, whilst no-one is looking.
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It is a miniture conductor's baton, so he can direct the rest of the band. Unfortunately they take no notice, as they can't really see it, they just think he's really into his groove.
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We may laugh right now, but if the world drowns suddenly, Sean will be prepared by means of his emergency snorkel.
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It's a lollipick or a toothpop. I don't know what those things are, but that is surely all the more reason not to rule them out at this stage.
Sir, I'd like you to walk forward to the door and open it. What you will find outside is a thing called Life. It may be scary but it can enrich you in so many ways.
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Old 23-05-2016, 15:12
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Sir, I'd like you to walk forward to the door and open it. What you will find outside is a thing called Life. It may be scary but it can enrich you in so many ways.
Not at half-two in the morning, you get mugged.
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Old 23-05-2016, 15:26
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Not at half-two in the morning, you get mugged.
Sean wouldn't - he'd use that toothpick as a Shiv and go straight for the jugular....
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Old 23-05-2016, 15:31
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Sean wouldn't - he'd use that toothpick as a Shiv and go straight for the jugular....
good point. Or sharp point. A pointy point.
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Old 23-05-2016, 21:23
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I hope we never find out so this thread keeps going
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Old 23-05-2016, 22:49
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It might prevent him biting his lip with the impact and help the beat.
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Old 24-05-2016, 01:19
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I hope we never find out so this thread keeps going
It could become the new Blackstar ad!
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Old 24-05-2016, 18:14
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A spare stick for when he drops one 2mins in on ADFL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfEoVxy7VDQ#t=2m
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Old 25-05-2016, 08:11
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It could become the new Blackstar ad!
I was just about to say before I saw your comment this could become the new Blackstar thread, but that would take some doing!
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Old 02-06-2016, 13:43
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Everyone got sick of him talking all the time so they give him lollipops to shut him up.
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