Guitarist Wanted: Apply Within.

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Hard-rockin' glamorous lead guitarist wanted for band in the Glasgow area.

Featuring three members of the FD.org.uk board.

Influences - MSP, Pixies, T-Rex, Clash, Sex Pistols, Radiohead, NIN and numerous others.

Warning: This individual may be needed to wear make-up and "interesting" stage outfits.

Any takers?

Luv, Ash xxx

[CardiacHeartache]

Fuck. Wished I lived up near Scotland.

[Maddock]

and me;)especially with the "make-up and "interesting" stage outfits" mentioned :p

[UEF]

Originally posted by r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r
Warning: This individual may be needed to wear make-up and "interesting" stage outfits.

:eek:

[spadeymcdaidy]

Damn I wish I was good on guitar :(

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Originally posted by spadeymcdaidy
Damn I wish I was good on guitar :(

Ach, that doesn't matter. Do you own a geetar? If so, just hack away at two chords and we'll call it art-punk.

Luv, Ash xxx

[LeopardskinKitty]

me! me! I play guitar! I'm okay at it! Why, who's in the band?

[LeopardskinKitty]

and I can wear interesting outfits!!

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Myself (a.k.a. 'Miss Kitty Fantastico') on vocals

Billy - drums

Shel - keyboards (hopefully)

Heather (my chum and big Manics/Radiohead/Muse fan) - bass.

Neeeeed geetar...

Luv, Ash xxx

[Alexkid]

I play guitar and I want to join, but me and sam and Euan were gonna form a band called the Stalinist Death Camp Party. we have no material. But its a fucking cool name. I want to see that name on TOTP.

But um, yeah, i dont want to get up and play in front of people, so Id have to play behind a curtain, like Naysmyth should. :D

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

:eek:

That's terrible! Poor old Nick... he's just doing his job...

Luv, Ash xxx

[spadeymcdaidy]

Originally posted by LeopardskinKitty
me! me! I play guitar! I'm okay at it! Why, who's in the band?

Oh well there goes my shot of glory :( Unless you's want a guitarist like Richey;)

[Alexkid]

Yes yes, I know i know, hes only doing what hes paid to do. And I feel sorry for the bloke.

But OH GOD. that ice cream van remix of masses.....

Naysmyth is including a cover of greensleeves as a hidden track on Lipstick traces, i reckon

[spadeymcdaidy]

Originally posted by Alexkid
But OH GOD. that ice cream van remix of masses.....

:D :D :D

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Originally posted by spadeymcdaidy
Oh well there goes my shot of glory :( Unless you's want a guitarist like Richey;)

I'll try and get the band together an you can come down and audition with Karen.

Key attributes to any good guitarist:
- Must look cool as.
- Must dress cool as.
- Must play like a mo'fo.

Luv, Ash xxx

[Alexkid]

Originally posted by r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r
I'll try and get the band together an you can come down and audition with Karen.

Key attributes to any good guitarist:
- Must look cool as.
- Must dress cool as.
- Must play like a mo'fo.

Luv, Ash xxx

Thats me out then :(

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Oh shush... come and audition and we'll see...

Luv, Ash xxx

[spadeymcdaidy]

Originally posted by r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r
Key attributes to any good guitarist:
- Must look cool as.
- Must dress cool as.
- Must play like a mo'fo.


I can do the first 2 no probs but the 3rd hmmmm.... Does getting pissed and punching the guitar until it breaks count as playing as a mo'fo?

[spadeymcdaidy]

Originally posted by Alexkid
Thats me out then :(

I doubt it. You haven't heard me play :rolleyes:

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Oh you two! You're so negative. I don't want an AMAZING guitarist, cos that ain't gonna happen unless JDB shows up (invite pending), so just turn up, tell us what you're gonna play, an then get plugged in.

Luv, Ash xxx

[spadeymcdaidy]

I got me some serious practising to do :D

[billy]

we should do an audition in the form that the rest of the band learn a song, and the guitarists also learn it, come along and play along with us? no?

[spadeymcdaidy]

I just noticed that was my 45th post. That's pretty sad saying as I joined in January :rolleyes: Maybe I should start taking part in convo's instead of just reading them (Which makes me feel like a perv anyways :p )

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

An excellent idea Billiam. *hearty pat on the back*

I'll get in touch with Heather and we'll oreganise a date later in the month.

Luv, Ash xxx

[knives out]

does the keyboard player get to dress up too? i wanna wear d'arcy style outfits only...not with nudity. yeah. but i want black devil horns!!!

btw i dont have my own keyboardddd is that a problem? :eek:

[billy]

can you get hold of one? do any of us have a decent one? could you buy one?

[r.e.v.o.l.l.o.v.e.r]

Originally posted by knives out
does the keyboard player get to dress up too? i wanna wear d'arcy style outfits only...not with nudity. yeah. but i want black devil horns!!!

btw i dont have my own keyboardddd is that a problem? :eek:

Ack! You don't have one?

*depairs briefly*

That's ok, we can get one easily enough.

Luv, Ash xxx

[knives out]

haha ok...aslong as i am able to take it home to practise etc. i havent played in aaages.

i should sell my guitar since i cant play it.

[Maddock]

Originally posted by knives out
not with nudity. yeah.
:cry:

[billy]

Originally posted by Maddock
:cry:

don't worry, i'll be naked! just hope i dont drop a stick or anything...

[LeopardskinKitty]

Originally posted by knives out
does the keyboard player get to dress up too? i wanna wear d'arcy style outfits only...not with nudity. yeah. but i want black devil horns!!!

btw i dont have my own keyboardddd is that a problem? :eek:

D'Arcy style outfits? You wanna dress like ME?
Dear God no!

I'm kinda fucked as I can't be cool,look cool, or play that well. But I can blast Revol like no tomorrow...

[LeopardskinKitty]

Originally posted by spadeymcdaidy
:D :D :D

*pisses self laughing*
dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee...

[LeopardskinKitty]

hang on, audition? *leaves*

Audition where? I can't play! (okay I can but not that well)

[LeopardskinKitty]

can't I just be the lyricist? :eek:

[knives out]

how about the both of us just be 'richeys'. hehheh!